Happy Holidays motherf*%@*r!

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There are how many goddamn shopping malls in the United States?!?

2006 State of the Union: the remix

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The WORST government EVER. Even according to a conservative outlet!

Lucky.

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For each person in the U.S. there are about 7 born into a not-so-lucky reality.

Scary shit: the Hoff's new music video

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What kind of drugs do you think the most watched TV star in the world is on?

Freeway accident: LA-style

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Where are the worst drivers in the nation?

Would you like type-2 diabetes with those fries?

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Politicians love wars. And you certainly can't pretend to wage war on health enemies without The Obesity Task Force.

Money.

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Welcome my son... welcome to the machine.

Flying is 100% safe. Okay, like 80%.

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Only with the crap we eat in America could a fart take down an airliner.

Little alcohol never hurt anybody.

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Hmm... just a coincidence that everything at the top of this list is legal?

Why do we do this again?

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Remember the exploding Ford Pinto? Oh wait, no, I meant the Focus.

High Caliber Individual

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C'mon... make that first purchase!
What's it gonna take to put you into a .22 today?

Goin' Free

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Hamilton College Varsity Streaking Team
Revolutionary streakers. Be sure not to miss "Buff and Blue" when it hits theatres.

Sit down. Stand up.

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Rebuilding America's Defenses
They actually took the time to spell out their New World Order on paper. Truly amazing.